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1. a 16 year old asian from Toronto.
2. a total gearhead, and a gamer.
3. one who loves collegehumor.
4. contributor for autostream.href&gt;
5. a city in north-east Texas.




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It’s funny how kids use their allowance to buy drugs. It’s like their parents are funding...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://awrawn.tumblr.com/post/285732061/its-funny-how-kids-use-their-allowance-to-buy"&gt;awrawn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s funny how kids use their allowance to buy drugs. It’s like their parents are funding their kid’s drug addiction and they don’t even know it…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;welcome to 2009.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;go work for your own money to support your chronic. at least have the decency to tell your parents. if i smoked, i’d have already.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;take what you need, work for what you want.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285747333</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285747333</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:54:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"the shape of taeyang’s head is so ridonkulously sexy omg"</title><description>“the shape of taeyang’s head is so ridonkulously sexy omg”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;aaron&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285472544</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285472544</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Haven’t you noticed no one cares for IE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuplhzAvKV1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haven’t you noticed no one cares for IE anymore?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html"&gt;FIREFOX&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/"&gt;SAFARI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/chrome"&gt;CHROME&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do yourself a favour.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285234679</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/285234679</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:25:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>waleed is really weird.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuohz8twBx1qzct03o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;waleed is really weird.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284256259</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284256259</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:30:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>holla</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyx5xGoBD1qzv0cvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;holla&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284187592</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284187592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:39:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>G status</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuobvsuPBz1qzct03o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;G status&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284077843</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/284077843</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:19:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>straight up OG STATUS. i still have that.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumxoyf7a51qzyzmoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;straight up OG STATUS. i still have that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/283921704</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/283921704</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:29:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>awrawn:

Too fun

would’ve been cooler if the backlight...</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_282801119"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_282801119",'http://www.tumblr.com/video_file/282801119/tumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kumnsiFcxj1qzcl56_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://awrawn.tumblr.com/post/282799055/too-fun"&gt;awrawn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Too fun&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;would’ve been cooler if the backlight went to the beat like an equalizer&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/282801119</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/282801119</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:42:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum6si2dN11qa4ygxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/282341771</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/282341771</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:55:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thankfully, my parents love me.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuk1trbWgM1qawlo6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;thankfully, my parents love me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/281088058</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/281088058</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:30:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OH MY GOD TWILIGHT</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukc8g6dCJ1qzct03o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD TWILIGHT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280825406</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280825406</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:36:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dallas: no one's on, what the hell&#13;</title><description>dallas: no one's on, what the hell&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
nick: it's 5, it's saturday&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
dallas: everyone's out having a life&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
nick: dallas, we don't have lives</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280806925</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280806925</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:18:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am DEFINITELY not a member of this.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuffnfDUtX1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am DEFINITELY not a member of this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280563888</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280563888</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:25:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Quoted from Unreality Mag:

I think this commercial for a UK...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiQr23IgQuo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiQr23IgQuo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quoted from Unreality Mag:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I think this commercial for a UK &lt;i&gt;Guitar Hero&lt;/i&gt;/Doritos promotion is incredibly well made, but it’s one of the saddest ads I’ve seen in quite some times. It tells the story of an average loser who dreams of being a rock god, but lacks any of the musical talent, and so he’s stuck in a series of dead end jobs that he ends up fired from because he can’t control his rock and roll urges. Ultimately he finds his calling in life, which is dressing up like a member of Fallout Boy and playing &lt;i&gt;Guitar Hero&lt;/i&gt; in his mom’s living room.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;It’s more of a story of self-delusion and despair and is almost insulting to potential &lt;i&gt;Guitar Hero&lt;/i&gt; customers. Are you a complete loser, but wish you were something greater that you can ultimately never be? Pretend for a few minutes with &lt;i&gt;Guitar Hero&lt;/i&gt;!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Very well done ad, but achieving the desired result? I don’t think so.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280376856</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280376856</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:13:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t like Star Wars, but I do love references to it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujrdt5o5U1qzct03o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t like Star Wars, but I do love references to it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280370235</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/280370235</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:05:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>beeli:

OMG &lt;3

so adorable!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErMWX--UJZ4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErMWX--UJZ4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beeli.tumblr.com/post/278425502/omg-3"&gt;beeli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so adorable!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/278434674</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/278434674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:50:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>PRIME FOR WORLD LEADER 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugfxa9yBS1qa4ygxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PRIME FOR WORLD LEADER 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/278292061</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/278292061</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:07:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Augmented reality iPhone app from Ikea
Place the white square...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5aypIJS71qz4xh6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Augmented reality iPhone app from Ikea&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Place the white square down where you want to see the piece of furniture, then hold your iPhone up to see how it looks there.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is amazing.&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/276913394</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/276913394</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:23:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I will learn how to do that as my new year’s resolution.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUaH-dw7FzI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUaH-dw7FzI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I will learn how to do that as my new year’s resolution.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/276502155</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/276502155</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:54:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s 4:25 in the morning and I woke up to get a drink.

I thought I was tripping balls when...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s 4:25 in the morning and I woke up to get a drink.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I thought I was tripping balls when everything was white outside. It snowed. YAY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/275921560</link><guid>http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/275921560</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:27:26 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
